Dad Jokes 101: Tried to catch fog yesterday.
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Answer 1

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The fact that your giving 5 points for something like this is- xd

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D. more than 9 million people were killed and 21 million injured

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letter D

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Select the correct text in the passage.
Which details in this diary entry support the main idea that the writer is enjoying his time at his new school?
September 18
It's been a whole week since I joined the new school, and it's not as bad as I thought it would be. No one has bullied me for being the new kid, and the teacher isn't so scary. Mr. Denton has a unique way of teaching that my old teachers never used. He often pitches us the questions and waits for us come up with the answer. He even holds fun class debates—the kind where half the class argues with the other half about an issue. At the same time, he seems very strict when it comes to completing assignments.
I made a couple of friends in my first week too. There is Gina, whose father works at the same company as my father. She's really smart and has promised to help me with my studies. Then there's Max and Charlie. They live a couple of blocks from my place. Max is into soccer, just like me, but he only follows European football. Charlie and I don't talk a lot. I only know him because he hangs out with Max all the time. But I do know that he loves watching horror movies. Maybe I'll show him my collection when he comes over.
PICK MORE THAN ONE!!
options:
-No one has bullied me for being the new kid, and the teacher isn't so scary.
-At the same time, he seems very strict when it comes to completing assignments.
-I made a couple of friends in my first week too.
-She's really smart and has promised to help me with my studies.
-Charlie and I don't talk a lot. I only know him because he hangs out with Max all the time.

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Hey! I hope your having a good night! So a isn’t really saying he’s having a good time. It’s just saying that he hasn’t been bullied and that the teacher is okay. It’s definitely not b because that entire sentence is very negative. C is a great option. Friends are a really good thing and it didn’t outright say it brought him joy to make some friends but who doesn’t get happier when they make some friends right? It could also be d. Because that’s reinforcing how great the friend is. And how nice she is for helping him with his studies. And it’s not E because that’s also extremely negative. All in all, I think c and d are great answers because everyone enjoys life a little more with some friends.

She's really smart and has promised to help me with my studies and Charlie and I don't talk a lot. I only know him because he hangs out with Max all the time is the  details in this diary entry support the main idea that the writer is enjoying his time at his new school. Hence, options C and D are correct.

What is a diary entry?

Entries in a diary are collections of pages. The day and hour that each entry was written usually determines what order they appear in. Depending on the style of diary, each entry may contain details such as thoughts, feelings, reflections, dreams, and more.

Voice diaries are often written from the perspective of the diarist in the first person. In addition, they make third-person references to other individuals who are significant in the author's life at the time of writing.

Keeping a regular record of one's thoughts and deeds, a diary is a form of autobiographical writing. Because the diary was written largely for personal use instead of publishing, it is honest in a way that writing done for publication is not.

Thus, options C and D are correct.

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What is wrong with Billy’s tea? From the landlady

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Answer: it has  POTASSIUM CYANIDE

Explanation:

It has cyanide in it.
We know this because it smells of almonds, as cyanide does.

Identify one type of rhetorical devices used in paragraph and what sentence is it?

Now I am not going to stand in front of all of you today and take credit for what is happening now. I cannot do that. But I want to take credit for telling you how to do the same thing, and when you scream, friends, I know you will be heard. And you will be heard now.

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Answer:

Sorry for taking up an answer space, but many of us haven't taken the test you are referring to, and can't see the paragraph necessary to complete the question. If you put the paragraph in the question as well, it would be far more likely to be answered quickly and thoroughly.

What is the author’s purpose in “Healing a Wounded Heart: Daniel Hale Williams”?to compare hospitals of today with hospitals in the past

to explain how Williams came to perform the first heart surgery

to give information about Williams' work on the first X-ray machine

to provide a history of African American surgeons

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i believe it is A
correct me if i’m wrong but im pretty sure i’m right
A would be the correct answer.
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Which of the following is a properly formatted entry on a "Works Cited" page?


a
Business2Community.com. Mueller, Ken. "The Importance of Your Website." 11 Sept. 2012. Web. 11 Mar. 2013.
b
Mueller, Ken. "The Importance of Your Website." Business2Community.com. 11 Sept. 2012. Web. 11 Mar. 2013.
c
"The Importance of Your Website." Ken Mueller. Business2Community.com. 11 Sept. 2012. Web. 11 Mar. 2013.
d
Web. 11 Mar. 2013. Mueller, Ken. "The Importance of Your Website." Business2Community.com. 11 Sept. 2012.

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Answer:

a

Explanation:

In the sentence below, how does the underlined word affect the tone? "When the leaves are turning bright colors," It implies the writer's disinterest. It is neutral, and has little effect. It creates a cheerful tone. It signals danger.

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it creates a cheerful tone

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It would create a cheerful tone

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Which of these sentences would most likely be used in a note to a friend?
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A. I think the Slow Food movement started like 20 years ago.
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B. The Slow Food movement traces its beginnings to Italy in 1986.
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C. More than 20 years ago, an important movement started.
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D. The movement started over 20 years ago and continues to see growth.​

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A

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A.

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Yes sir it’s correct :D

Final Question for everyone wondering, Identify one type of rhetorical devices used in paragraph and what sentence is it?

This is a great honor for me. Someday I want you children out there to have that great honor too. And we know that that time is not someday. We know that that time is now. I thank you, and may god bless you. And may He continue to bless you long after I am gone.

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Pathos

Explanation:

The author or speaker is appealing to their audience's emotions and their own.

Pathos ya Pathos It's Pathos

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Description- What does it look like?

Cause and Effect- What happened?

Problem and Solution- What can be done to fix it?

Chronological Order- What steps should be taken?

Compare and Contrast- How are they different?

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I hope this helped ik srry i can't draw well on a computer

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Read this part from the selection. The author's phrase "the most fundamental of freedoms" is a persuasive device best described as

A.) kairos.
В.) pathos.
C.) prognostication
D.) parallelism.​

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the answer is B. pathos

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Write a paragraph of three to five sentences in which you state a main claim and two reasons with ideas for evidence that could support the reasons.(4 points)

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Answer Aristotle divided animals into those with blood and those without. Carl Linnaeus created the first hierarchical biological classification for animals in 1758 with his Systema Naturae, which Jean-Baptiste Lamarck expanded into 14 phyla by 1809. In 1874, Ernst Haeckel divided the animal kingdom into the multicellular Metazoa (now synonymous with Animalia) and the Protozoa, single-celled organisms no longer considered animals. In modern times, the biological classification of animals relies on advanced techniques, such as molecular phylogenetics, which are effective at demonstrating the evolutionary relationships between animal taxa.

Animals have several characteristics that set them apart from other living things. Animals are eukaryotic and multicellular, unlike bacteria, which are prokaryotic, and unlike protists, which are eukaryotic but unicellular. Unlike plants and algae, which produce their own nutrients animals are heterotrophic, feeding on organic material and digesting it internally. With very few exceptions, animals breathe oxygen and respire aerobically. All animals are motile (able to spontaneously move their bodies) during at least part of their life cycle, but some animals, such as sponges, corals, mussels, and barnacles, later become sessile. The blastula is a stage in embryonic development that is unique to most animals, allowing cells to be differentiated into specialised tissues and organs.

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Write a space adventure story that features a visit to an alien marketplace.
1 paragraph

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Two guys named Harlow and Fin were stranded in space, but not technically stranded since they were looking for signs of life beyond the earth's vail. One day while they were cruising through the galaxy they realized they were out of food. So they started scouring around the ship for anything they could find, until Fin accidentally hit space warp. While they got blasted into a new constellation, they had to hold on for dear life since they were quite far from their seats. But finally they arrived at a homey looking shop hovering over the unfamiliar planets. So like any other food starved space cadet they suited up and headed off. While entering the shop they were greeted by forms of life they couldn't of imagined in their whole life. As well as food that looked like it was straight out of a science fiction novel. Fin and Harlow looked around until they decided to pick the gosh garbles. A seemingly candy type substance. But before they left, Fin and Harlow took a selfie with the cashier who was green and slimey with one eye. The creature threw up a muddy peace sign at the tiny machine. Then Fin and Harlow thanked him, even though he didn't understand. Then we're on their way home from a year long mission finalized by success. (sorry this is longer than a paragraph)

I woke up yesterday with the biggest headache ever. Everything was blurry! My head felt like it could pound out of my head. So, of course I decided to call up a friend to bring me some medicine. I called my best friend, Ally! Ally has been with me for everything, I knew I could trust her. She came over as soon as she could and gave me all I needed. After a couple hours... my head still hurt. Ally never left so I called out to her “My head still hurts, do you have anything else??”. This was the moment that changed everything! She scooped me up and put me in her car. She practically drove 100 miles an hour to this place that felt halfway across the states. When we got there, something smelled... BAD. But, I seriously thought my head was gonna fall off, so, I complied. She took me inside this place- she hadn’t said one word! The place was huge, and had a red button at the end of a hallway. She sprinted to it and hit it. Then... BOOM. We just BLASTED off into space! It was.. amazing. The world looked so tiny in a matter of seconds. My headache felt cured! Untill... it wasn’t. In 2.5 minutes we landed back onto what I thought was Earth. But, when we stepped out into the world. It was... different. Ally finally looked to me and said “Come on, we’re almost here!” and we crossed a couple roads, and after a few blocks. We made it to the biggest store I’ve ever seen! But- everyone was BLUE, AND GREEN, AND GREY!!! It was horrendously scary. Yet, I saw this bright yellow stand in the corner. Ally rushed over to it and started just grabbing all the packages. She didn’t even think to pay before she started opening them! They looked like, tiny pellets! But- she SHOVED one in my mouth. It was disgusting. Yet, it worked within MINUTES! My headache has been cured.

First person to answer the question completely gets brainliest. Identify and describe two archetypes. Your response should be one paragraph.

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Answer:

An archetype could be a character or a theme that represents a universal pattern of human nature. The hero is the character in literature or in movies who is always good and tries to fight the villains, thus, saving the rest. For example, Beowulf is a hero in the book Beowulf and Hercules is the hero in the book Hercules. The villain is the bad character in a story who wants to harm the others.

Explanation:

Which of the following makes a resource reference within an informational text?
a
Summary
b
Paraphrase
c
Internal citation
d
Works Cited page

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Answer:

d

Explanation:

because if it is goong to be an informational text then it has to be work cited so its d

Pretest: How Do You Analyze Internal and External Struggles?
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Select the correct answer.
Which sentence correctly uses the word agile?
A. The agile dog tripped on the rope while trying to jump over it.
B. The fat man was known for his agility.
C. The acrobat was as agile as a monkey.
D. The old cat showed its agility by failing to catch a mouse.

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I say C.

wrting 20 charatcers be like: :O

Definitely C

I've heard that phrase in movies before, and none of the options show "agility"

Part A

What inference can be made from the text "Healing a Wounded Heart: Daniel Hale Williams"?


African Americans seeking to be trained in health care had many opportunities.

African Americans were able to see the same doctors as white people.

Prejudice against African Americans ended after the Civil War.

Prejudice against African Americans continued after the Civil War.
Question 2
Part B

Which evidence from the text best supports the answer to Part A?


"Williams himself had come a long way before founding the hospital."

"After three years of hard work, Williams graduated with his M.D. degree in 1883."

"He also saw that black people...did not receive the same quality of care available to white people."

"He was born in Pennsylvania in 1856, before the Civil War, at a time when almost four million African Americans...were still slaves."

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the answer is B its 100% correct

Answer:

B and D are correct

Explanation:

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Answer:

whats the question

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Answer:

what do u need?

Explanation:

what type of rhetorical device is this sentence?
So I did open my mouth, and you know I did scream

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Answer:

I'm thinking maybe Consonance.

It is a Consonance .

True or False. The ability to make a product cheaply would encourage a country to produce and export it.

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Answer:

True

Explanation:

BRAINLIEST?

Answer:

True, the country's main goal is to make money so making the product cheaply will be easier for the country to make money.

Read the two excerpts from The Call of the Wild describing the wolf.

The wolf whirled about, pivoting on his hind legs after the fashion of Joe and of all cornered husky dogs, snarling and bristling, clipping his teeth together in a continuous and rapid succession of snaps.

***

For the better part of an hour the wild brother ran by his side, whining softly.

How has the wolf changed?

He has become anxious about his pack.
He has become friendlier toward Buck.
He has become timid because of the sounds.
He has become stronger in his demeanor.

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Answer:

B. He has become friendlier toward Buck.

Explanation:

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Answer:

B. He has become friendlier toward Buck.

In Paragraph 1 Of The Section“Doc-Lap at Last,” the author says, “The Americans cringed at the thought of a Communist Vietnam.” The word cringe literally means “to bend your head in fear.” In this context, what does cringe mean? What feeling does the word “cringe” give you, and how does that help you understand the main idea of this paragraph?

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I think that cringe means that a response to embarrasement. But right now in this text I think this word means that they didn't want that to happen. Or they thought that was not good. Hopefully it's right. I mean that's just my opinion. :D

Explanation:

Identify the tense of each of the following sentences ok?
___ 7. She writes. ___ 8. She ate yesterday.
Present tense a. Present tense
Past tense b. Past tense
Future tense c. Future tense
Present perfect tense d. Past perfect tense

___ 9. She ate yesterday. ____ 10. She will go next week.
Present tense a. Present tense
Past tense b. Past tense
Future tense c. Future tense
Past perfect tense d. Future perfect tense


Label each sentence with the correct tense.

11. My mom works for Mr. Johnson.
12. This March, she will have worked for Mr. Johnson for fifteen years.
13. In the past, my mom has gotten a bonus on her anniversary.
14. She hopes to receive one this year, too.
15. Maybe this year’s bonus will be bigger than her last anniversary.
16. I hope so.
17. Mr. Johnson called my mom into his office yesterday.
18. He told her she was a good work.
19. He had been impressed with her work, so
20. that is a good sign.

11. ___________________________
12. ___________________________
13. ___________________________
14. ___________________________
15. ___________________________
16. ___________________________
17. ___________________________
18. ___________________________
19. ___________________________
20. ___________________________






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Explanation:

She writes is present tense

She ate yesterday is past tense

She will go next week is future tense

11. present

12. future tense

13. past

14.future

15.present

I6.future

17.past

18.past

19.past

20.present

You might want to double check these answers. If your stuck imagine making the sentences in past, present, or future. The one you don't have to change is your answer.

Music Notes 2- Help please!

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Answer:

I'm not sure of the exact word but it means to go up an octave higher.

Hope this helps!

Sorry to be annoying but I need points lol

Compare and contrast the mood of both pieces. How did you feel while you were reading? How did you feel watching the video?

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Answer:very good question?

Explanation:

According to the reading selection, "Critter Calculations: Animal Math," when primates showed the ability to distinguish between more or less of something, at which number were they no longer able to distinguish between amounts?
a.
at four or more objects
c.
at eight or more objects
b.
at two or more objects
d.
at five or more objects
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Answer:

A at four or more objects

Explanation:

Im sorry but Quizlet

The answer is A at four or more object because the amount of the reading selection is four

02.10 Kick It Up a Notch

PLZ DO THE REVISED PARAGRAPH AND THE REFLECTION

IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THIS DONT ANSWER THE QUESTION U WILL BE REPORTED IF U DO

_________________________________________________________

You will revise one body paragraph from your informational article and write a reflection paragraph in which you explain the revisions you made.
View the grading rubric as you complete your work. This is your guide to a super submission.
Choose one body paragraph from your informational article to revise.
Copy this paragraph into a new document.
Review your paragraph for coherence. Make sure you have a topic sentence and supporting ideas for this topic.
Combine two or more sentences in your paragraph for varied syntax.
Review your paragraph for correct English language conventions. Correct any errors. Write a short reflection paragraph on the revisions you made, describing the changes you made and how these changes improve your writing.
the original paragraph
the revised paragraph
the reflection on the changes you have made
_________________________________________________________

original paragraph-
Have you ever seen a vulture before? Well even if you haven’t you have most likely seen an image of the bald creature. These birds feed of dead animal’s carcasses, making them ‘’a necessary and positive part of nature,’’ says M.E White, author of ‘’Vultures make life difficult’’.
These birds have inflicted damage on neighborhoods by, destroying car’s paint, nib
bling the wheels, and chewing the caulking on the windows. Putting a stop to their
detriment to peoples properties is crucial. Putting up deterrents and even contacting the U.S Wildlife Service are options to help stop these vultures from causing
more damage to our homes.


revised paragraph-




reflection-

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Answer:

These birds have inflicted damage on neighborhoods by, destroying car’s paint, nibbling the wheels, and chewing the caulking on the windows. Putting a stop to their detriment to peoples properties is crucial. Putting up deterrents and even contacting the U.S Wildlife Service are options to help stop these vultures from causing more damage to our homes.

Explanation:

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Answer:

These birds have inflicted damage on neighborhoods by, destroying car’s paint, nibbling the wheels, and chewing the caulking on the windows. Putting a stop to their detriment to peoples properties is crucial. Putting up deterrents and even contacting the U.S Wildlife Service are options to help stop these vultures from causing more damage to our homes.

Explanation:

Read the excerpt from The Riddle of the Rosetta Stone.

The French army stayed behind in Egypt—and so did the scholars. In late August, shortly after Napoleon's departure, a large, heavy package arrived at the scholars' palace in Cairo. When they opened it, they found it contained a black stone slab covered with writing in three different scripts.

A note from a French army officer accompanied the package. He told the scholars that the stone had been unearthed in an old fort near the town of Rosetta, thirty-five miles north of Alexandria. French soldiers were tearing down a ruined wall in the fort when they came upon the slab.

Which statement accurately describes a cause-and-effect relationship described in this excerpt?

Because Napoleon departs for France, the French army and scholars decide to stay in Egypt.
Because the French army and scholars decide to stay in Egypt, Napoleon decides to depart for France.
Because the French soldiers are tearing down a ruined wall in a fort, they discover the Rosetta Stone.
Because the French soldiers are searching for the Rosetta Stone, they tear down a ruined wall in a fort.

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Answer:

Its because the French soldiers are tearing down a ruined wall in a fort, they discover the Rosetta Stone.

Explanation:

In the passage it says that they tore the wall and after they did that they saw the Rosetta Stone.

French soldiers tear down a ruined wall that appears to be Rosetta Stone

Read the excerpt from The Call of the Wild.

They saw him marching out of camp, but they did not see the instant and terrible transformation which took place as soon as he was within the secrecy of the forest. He no longer marched. At once he became a thing of the wild, stealing along softly, cat-footed, a passing shadow that appeared and disappeared among the shadows. He knew how to take advantage of every cover, to crawl on his belly like a snake, and like a snake to leap and strike. He could take a ptarmigan from its nest, kill a rabbit as it slept, and snap in mid air the little chipmunks fleeing a second too late for the trees. Fish, in open pools, were not too quick for him; nor were beaver, mending their dams, too wary. He killed to eat, not from wantonness; but he preferred to eat what he killed himself. So a lurking humor ran through his deeds, and it was his delight to steal upon the squirrels, and, when he all but had them, to let them go, chattering in mortal fear to the treetops.

Which theme does this passage illustrate?

A good leader is strong and intelligent and treats his followers well.
Only the strong survive in the wilderness.
The desire to fight for power is an instinct.
The only way to learn something is to try it.

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Answer:

only the strong survive in the wilderness

Answer:

Only the strong survive in the wilderness

Explanation:

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